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StolenSoap: Online Humor Column » 2005 » May

StolenSoap Archive for May, 2005

Welcome to Boston

Sunday, May 1st, 2005

A jogger ran past me a few weeks ago, wearing a t-shirt featuring an orange ticket and the slogan “Welcome to Boston”. Five minutes later I found a similar ticket on my car. The city is a lot like my Uncle John, who asks for money every time you see him; parking tickets are Boston’s way of keeping in touch.

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