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StolenSoap: Online Humor Column » 2005 » May

StolenSoap Archive for May, 2005

Weight Watching

Sunday, May 8th, 2005

If you secretly crave the humiliation and debasement that comes from being a contestant on a Fox reality show, but want even tougher odds of winning, then you should skip the television audition and just try to eat healthy foods.

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