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StolenSoap: Online Humor Column » 2005 » July

StolenSoap Archive for July, 2005

Second Thoughts

Sunday, July 31st, 2005

Have you ever been pulled over for zipping through a red light? With an extra second of yellow, that cop wouldn't have noticed you, let alone arrested you for driving without pants.