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StolenSoap Archive for October, 2005

Sexual Buzzwords

Sunday, October 23rd, 2005

Guys, throw away that $50 bottle of Kiehl's Facial Moisturizer and put your Igia Ionizing Twin Turbo Jet Hair Dryer up on eBay. Sure, it'll be painful to part with your Strawberry-Papaya Facial Scrub, but the days of the primping, preening "metrosexual" are numbered.

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