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StolenSoap: Online Humor Column » 2006 » February

StolenSoap Archive for February, 2006

Stupor Bowl Sunday

Sunday, February 5th, 2006

The only thing Jen knows about the Super Bowl is that it involves dried, brown pigskin — one for the football, and one for Janet Jackson's nipple.