StolenSoap Archive for April, 2006

Air Mattresses Blow (get it?)

Sunday, April 16th, 2006

It was uncomfortable having someone watch me try to decide if I was comfortable or not. Seeing as though I don’t think I could ever be fully comfortable and ready to sleep if someone was standing over my bed, I just couldn’t seem to get in the right mindset. Want to know a good way to get these people to leave you alone? Do what I did — immediately roll over on your stomach and massage your butt. For some reason, that worked (and it brought the police!).