StolenSoap Archive for April, 2006

Ray's Guide to Picking up the Chicks

Sunday, April 30th, 2006

Chicks dig a guy who cares about his appearance. They also dig guys that are smart. Therefore, I constantly wear a shirt that I got back in fourth grade when I finally got an "A". Sure, I’ve outgrown the, "child’s size medium" top, but my proven intelligence drives the girls wild.