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StolenSoap: Online Humor Column » 2006 » June

StolenSoap Archive for June, 2006

Why I don't Have a Pet

Monday, June 12th, 2006

He expressed his concern with me never being at home to hang out with him and I expressed my displeasure with waking up in the morning and having what I believe is called a, “Cleveland Steamer” on my chest.

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