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StolenSoap Archive for August, 2006

Combing Over the Details

Monday, August 14th, 2006

The stress of discovering that nearly all of his relatives are bald will make Andy drink too much, resulting in at least one awkward, hung-over morning when Andy will wake up with his 72 year old bio-physics professor who compliments Andy's tenure. And she'll still give him a D on the final.