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StolenSoap Archive for October, 2006

Leaf Peeping

Tuesday, October 10th, 2006

Leaf peeping is when all 14.2 million residents of New England simultaneously flood the White Mountains of New Hampshire. They inch along in bumper to bumper traffic, looking at shedding trees until they go so crazy they're compelled to buy "REAL MAPLE SYRUP" from ramshackle stores that can't afford all the letters in their names, such as "Hole N th' Wall" and "This'n That Shop".