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StolenSoap: Online Humor Column » 2006 » November

StolenSoap Archive for November, 2006

Rules of Engagement

Monday, November 27th, 2006

So you'll understand if I skip the part about how exactly I proposed, because I can't possibly say another word about that sprinkled trail of rose petals, those hundred white candles, or how quickly rose petals can go up in romantic flames, or the fire department's timely arrival.