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StolenSoap Archive for December, 2007

The Five Stages of Bearding

Sunday, December 9th, 2007

As your face gets scruffier, you may become overwhelmed with the urge to drink Starbucks or buy a McIntosh computer. This is a natural side effect of a bohemian lifestyle, and should be avoided at all costs.